and i mess with my friends a lot
but thats just because i dig 'em so damn bad
and i clown when i smoke my pot
together we've done so much fun shit in our days
i remember the half

but thats just because little baby girl
most of the time
i was drunk of my ass

and if you wanna hear the rest baby
listen to the story as it goes on
i sing it to you nice 'cause i want a slice
really like your eyes, can i come along?

and if you want me to be real deep
i hook you up with some poetry
roses are red and violets are blue
they both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you

old girls that i used to see try to mess up all my flow
but these ladies are on some very thin ice
'cause i'm on a fucking roll
and i don't care 'bout the stress they cause
and that's the damn truth my friend
see the fact that they just can't have my ass back
is about to come over them

i don't mean to sound cocky or nothing
but thats just the way i feel
if i sing my little song, would you follow me home?
it's not wrong and thats for real

and if you want me to be real deep
i hook you up with some poetry
the mountains are white and the ocean is blue
they both look pretty good baby girl
but then so do you